life is shit

it hurts my ears

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:55:12 +0200

Say loudly in voice of Beaker

(copy and paste into address field for picture)

http://geekswithblogs.net/images/geekswithblogs_net/cwilliams/1962/o_beaker.jpg

'It's not just size that matters'

It's a joke, about cocks see.
Someone from the other side of the office hears and nearly dies laughing.

SIGH

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they come thick and fast

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:49:20 +0200

This is in real time

A mear 20 minutes has past 15:47

And this little gem pops up:

'Are you going on Friday?'

'Yes, are you?'
I couldn't really give a fuck but my reflex is to be polite.

'Not now'

You get it?
He was going. But he's not now. Guess why? Because he has found out I am going. It's a joke see. Don't worry, he's going really.

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peoplearecunts

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:35:49 +0200

Here's one.
Everyday my colleague asks
'What are we having for dinner tonight?'
It's a joke see. We are not having anything for dinner tonight. She isn't coming round my house for dinner. Get it?

EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!

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work is for wankers

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:32:04 +0200

Time is 15.26
I am sat at my desk, absolutely crushingly bored into a coma, having had youtube banned, and all other avenues of how to get on it another way have been exhausted.
What shall i do with my time?
My job - sitting with a headset on waiting for some moron to call me and ask a stupid question. Sometimes it even involves them telling me the answer to a stupid question, and then asking me if it's correct.
If I don't watch youtube videos all day, I will be staring blankly at my computer waiting for a call. Management believe looking at some websites is ok, but not ones that keep you awake. I have played dynomite so much I have RSI, now that's banned too.
Thus, I begin this blog. It has no goal. It will just be my miserable rantings on why every single thing in the universe is marred.
People ruin everything, including me.
There's no way out. I hate all things.

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